My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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