He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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