I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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