I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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