Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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