In the future we'll all be gay
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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