We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She announced her abortion via fbk
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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