Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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