I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
