I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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