Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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