If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
