She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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