This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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