So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is Oprah even human
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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