As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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