That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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