i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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