Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
