the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
