Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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