Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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