this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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