I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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