I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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