He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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