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• (303): View more from Colorado

  idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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• (585): View more from New York

  I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.

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  You are so irish.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine

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• (949): View more from California

  Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."

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