Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(407): View more from Florida

please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...

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(646): View more from New York

He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b

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(770): View more from Georgia

The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.

(313): View more from Michigan

That's dedication to the game.

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