you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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