Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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