Its about making memories worth repressing
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize