It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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