it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Come see our sink grown plant.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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