haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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