oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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