I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
