TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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