i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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