You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
