I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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