Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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