My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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