she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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