Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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