Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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