So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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