I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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