I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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