He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dignity is for republicans.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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