Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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