Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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