Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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