Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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