i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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