it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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