Moan for me like Helen Keller
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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