For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
